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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #1 (permalink)
Blig Merk
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The box set for the xflop 3-shitty Final Fantasy XIII has been leaked:

http://www.blogcdn.com/playstation.j...boxart_360.jpg

HAHA!, yeah, just a joke but not too far from the truth.

It is starting to be recognized, even by Square-Enix that it was a
mistake to bring Final Fantasy XIII to the xflop 3-shitty beyond the
payoff they got from it.

They are making every effort to keep it down to 3 DVD but it may need
5 DVD. Needing to span DVD caused the gameplay to be nailed to rails
linear. There is no backtracking in the game or exploration.

Yeah, it screwed over the PS3 version, which was the main intent of
Micro$hit's rain on the parade campaign but it turned the game into
more of a mess for the xflop 3-shitty.

Despite Square-Enix lying through their teeth it did not affect the
game, now they are admitting they essentially threw out a whole other
game just to make it fit on their lowest configuration platform, the
xflop 3-shitty.

At least with the PS3, there will be full 1080p game engine cutscenes
for the story.
To try to keep the cutscene storage down on the xflop 3-shitty, they
are using compressed videos and early reports are the compressed
videos are REALLY compressed, almost Youtube quality. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Let's see how smug and shitty Matrick and Greenberg look at this E3
2010. All they bought with buying FFXIII for the xflop 3-shitty is a
bunch of pissed off FF fans. It looks like Square-Enix won't be making
xflop 3-shitty much of a priority after this.
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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #2 (permalink)
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Blig Merk had a tourettes attack and said:

<Tantrum snipped>



Define Irony: Someone mentions in another thread about you and Jonah
starring in a gay porn flick to support yourselves, and a day later,
after months of hiding in your cave.. you show up.

hmm..





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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #3 (permalink)
Jonah Falcon
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"Swifty" <thedecider@undecided.gov> wrote in message
news:hil0du$b8i$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Blig Merk had a tourettes attack and said:
>
> <Tantrum snipped>
>
>
>
> Define Irony: Someone mentions in another thread about you and Jonah
> starring in a gay porn flick to support yourselves, and a day later, after
> months of hiding in your cave.. you show up.


I don't do porn, thanks.

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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #4 (permalink)
The alMIGHTY N
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On Jan 13, 11:40 am, Blig Merk <blig_m...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The box set for the xflop 3-shitty Final Fantasy XIII has been leaked:
>
> http://www.blogcdn.com/playstation.j...08/07/ff13_box...
>
> HAHA!, yeah, just a joke but not too far from the truth.
>
> It is starting to be recognized, even by Square-Enix that it was a
> mistake to bring Final Fantasy XIII to the xflop 3-shitty beyond the
> payoff they got from it.
>
> They are making every effort to keep it down to 3 DVD but it may need
> 5 DVD. Needing to span DVD caused the gameplay to be nailed to rails
> linear. There is no backtracking in the game or exploration.
>
> Yeah, it screwed over the PS3 version, which was the main intent of
> Micro$hit's rain on the parade campaign but it turned the game into
> more of a mess for the xflop 3-shitty.
>
> Despite Square-Enix lying through their teeth it did not affect the
> game, now they are admitting they essentially threw out a whole other
> game just to make it fit on their lowest configuration platform, the
> xflop 3-shitty.
>
> At least with the PS3, there will be full 1080p game engine cutscenes
> for the story.
> To try to keep the cutscene storage down on the xflop 3-shitty, they
> are using compressed videos and early reports are the compressed
> videos are REALLY compressed, almost Youtube quality. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> Let's see how smug and shitty Matrick and Greenberg look at this E3
> 2010. All they bought with buying FFXIII for the xflop 3-shitty is a
> bunch of pissed off FF fans. It looks like Square-Enix won't be making
> xflop 3-shitty much of a priority after this.


What's most telling is that the only reference you make is to a joke
image whereas you were able to find absolutely nothing to support your
delusional ramblings - not surprising since pulling stuff, which in
the future may include Jonah's impotent dong if your previous post had
anything to say about it, out of your ass has become your modus
operandi.

When the more astute readers here decide to do a Google search on
Final Fantasy XIII, they'll discover that in actuality:

a) the changes made involved excluding areas that threw the game
balance out of whack (and apparently would better serve to line the
company's pockets as DLC)

b) the linearity of the game was part of the design from before the
company even considered an Xbox 360 port - their plan was to create a
more cinematic experience. It's not like Final Fantasy games, like
pretty much all JRPGs, weren't already as close to linear as you could
get without actually being completely linear.

Nice try, though.
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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #5 (permalink)
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
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On Jan 13, 10:40 am, Blig Merk <blig_m...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The box set for the xflop 3-shitty Final Fantasy XIII has been leaked:
>
> http://www.blogcdn.com/playstation.j...08/07/ff13_box...
>
> HAHA!, yeah, just a joke but not too far from the truth.
>
> It is starting to be recognized, even by Square-Enix that it was a
> mistake to bring Final Fantasy XIII to the xflop 3-shitty beyond the
> payoff they got from it.
>
> They are making every effort to keep it down to 3 DVD but it may need
> 5 DVD. Needing to span DVD caused the gameplay to be nailed to rails
> linear. There is no backtracking in the game or exploration.
>
> Yeah, it screwed over the PS3 version, which was the main intent of
> Micro$hit's rain on the parade campaign but it turned the game into
> more of a mess for the xflop 3-shitty.
>
> Despite Square-Enix lying through their teeth it did not affect the
> game, now they are admitting they essentially threw out a whole other
> game just to make it fit on their lowest configuration platform, the
> xflop 3-shitty.
>
> At least with the PS3, there will be full 1080p game engine cutscenes
> for the story.
> To try to keep the cutscene storage down on the xflop 3-shitty, they
> are using compressed videos and early reports are the compressed
> videos are REALLY compressed, almost Youtube quality. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> Let's see how smug and shitty Matrick and Greenberg look at this E3
> 2010. All they bought with buying FFXIII for the xflop 3-shitty is a
> bunch of pissed off FF fans. It looks like Square-Enix won't be making
> xflop 3-shitty much of a priority after this.


Considering the timing of the multiplatform announcement, I doubt they
just up and built a new game from the ground up because of the
multiplatform release. Try again, bligmerk......so you can fail again.
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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #6 (permalink)
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
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On Jan 13, 12:37 pm, Swifty <thedeci...@undecided.gov> wrote:
> Blig Merk had a tourettes attack and said:
>
> <Tantrum snipped>
>
> Define Irony: Someone mentions in another thread about you and Jonah
> starring in a gay porn flick to support yourselves, and a day later,
> after months of hiding in your cave.. you show up.
>
> hmm..


Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
immature spamtrums because of all the coal Santa left in its stocking
(while it's still wearing them, what a perkoff.)
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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #7 (permalink)
Jonah Falcon
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> b) the linearity of the game was part of the design from before the
> company even considered an Xbox 360 port - their plan was to create a
> more cinematic experience. It's not like Final Fantasy games, like
> pretty much all JRPGs, weren't already as close to linear as you could
> get without actually being completely linear.


How much more linear can JRPGs get? Interactive novels?
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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #8 (permalink)
The alMIGHTY N
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On Jan 14, 12:57 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > b) the linearity of the game was part of the design from before the
> > company even considered an Xbox 360 port - their plan was to create a
> > more cinematic experience. It's not like Final Fantasy games, like
> > pretty much all JRPGs, weren't already as close to linear as you could
> > get without actually being completely linear.

>
> How much more linear can JRPGs get? Interactive novels?


Well, that's another matter entirely...
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Old 18th June 2010, 17:26   #9 (permalink)
The alMIGHTY N
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On Jan 14, 12:57 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > b) the linearity of the game was part of the design from before the
> > company even considered an Xbox 360 port - their plan was to create a
> > more cinematic experience. It's not like Final Fantasy games, like
> > pretty much all JRPGs, weren't already as close to linear as you could
> > get without actually being completely linear.

>
> How much more linear can JRPGs get? Interactive novels?


Oh, and many reviews I've read of the Japanese version have stated
that the game really does feel like an interactive movie now... the
way these reviews make it sound, it's even worse than Metal Gear Solid
4 with the amount of cutscenes...
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